Player Profiles

Wearing army pants and thongs on a cold autumn night came a short dark haired olive skin man, "Hi man,

2000: Timmy (aka Kevin K of Super 5) joins the Whites along with Wookie in a Yak promoted cricket exchange

1998: Joins the Whites after being expelled from the Riverland league for one too many career ending tackles. Initially starts

Born from an egg on a mountain top... Sure, it's the theme song to Monkey Magic, but any defender who's

Robby is possibly the only player in the Whites fold, who could pick up chicks by mentioning a decent soccer

Some might say the highlight of the 2010 season was the renaissance of our first team; having courageously held top

Ex-Mexican born porn star Miguel Pablo Enchilada Martinez changed his name to the less extravagant Wele "Chip" Heavenly the Dwyght

John arrived to the whites in the middle of the 2010 season and immediately stamped himself as something special, with

In a world of bland, corporate sponsored and pony tailed foedball (Les Murray) players, it is refreshing to see that

Richie has been an integral part of the Whites team in the club's most successful period ever. This three time