Hayden “Haydos Chopper Morgenstern” Smith has been the fangs of the Whites midfield for many years. Like a vicious rattlesnake, the talented young star strikes at will and from any position.

Signed from AC Milan in a Collegiate League record transfer, his Chopperness hasn’t let the Whites faithful down and repaid their blood sacrifices with the true foedbahl, glamour style.

A man whose media committments have often added to a larger than life public profile, has become an inspiration to youngsters everywhere by opening the “Hayden Smith ‘follow up and score’ Clinic” for goal impaired youngsters everywhere. His charity work recently earnt him the Blue Fat Cat, which was awarded by His Royal Highness King Bill II at a moving ceremony in the Stadium of White.

Chopper, he’s still got his ears.