Player Profiles

Jan is easily the most offensive of all the Uni Whites players to the opposition teams. This Tupac of the

Jerome was born in the Burmese jungle, where his five brothers and five sisters cleared the dense forest to grow

Justin appeared in '05 and was a little goofy lad, with lots of pace, but we all thought he needed

Ahhhhhhhhhh Justin, what can you say about a player with such immense talent.....who is always injured, sick or unavailable. A

2000: Attends first Whites match as drinking partner to (at the time) injured player Steve Saf and fellow newcomer Tim

Rob was appointed as the new senior coach in 2008 to replace Jim Muir. He came to us from Sturt-Marion

In a football career spanning 2 decades at the Stadium of White, there's not a lot this man hasn't done.

Are You Mad? You would have to be to coach the Uni Whites and Mr Whitehouse fits this category to

I've gotta say, Yuki fever is sweeping the whites faster than Yak goes through beers!!! Sure, he may have only

Ex-Mexican born porn star Miguel Pablo Enchilada Martinez changed his name to the less extravagant Wele "Chip" Heavenly the Dwyght