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In a world of bland, corporate sponsored and pony tailed foedball (Les Murray) players, it is refreshing to see that

Every society has its heroes. The men that have become legends, larger than life, overshadowing the common man and his

Transfered from another glamorous club in 2005 and immediately was ready to "Kickstart the Heart" of our Motley Crue. Adding

Hayden "Haydos Chopper Morgenstern" Smith has been the fangs of the Whites midfield for many years. Like a vicious rattlesnake,

AKA: Davolo Di Sampio Dave "Attila the Hun" Sampson is best known for his crunching. He may be an exceptional

The Professor of Modern Football and Master of the flash hat trick is enjoying his second season at White "Hard"

The Cobra came to Frome Road with a backpack full of lightning speed and a shot which has been registered

Jan is easily the most offensive of all the Uni Whites players to the opposition teams. This Tupac of the

Ex-Mexican born porn star Miguel Pablo Enchilada Martinez changed his name to the less extravagant Wele "Chip" Heavenly the Dwyght